Skyrim time? Fuck yes. its always Skyrim time.
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He’s not the mustache twirling I will destroy villain. (From The Art of Thor)
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C’MON GUYS
DON’T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
reblogging to tell myself that actually yes i do need to study since my exams are in like 2 weeks
‘Cause it’s true.
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the pain of being in love with minor characters
scabior in harry potter 7 was just too badass tho D’:
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This actually happened today
- Art Teacher: To the person who's been drawing penises all over the art room--
- Art Teacher: There are some anatomy books over there, these are really inaccurate.
i cybered on omegle today
- You: hi
- Stranger: hey
- You: wanna cyber
- Stranger: Depends are you a girl? ;)
- You: ya
- Stranger: And okay then, you start?
- You: i come into ur bedroom
- You: and ur sleeping
- You: and i crawl under your blanket
- Stranger: I'm still asleep
- You: u feel me pulling down ur pants
- You: and u wake up and smile
- Stranger: I kiss you gently, still sleepy
- You: then i smile and open the scissors around your dick and snap them closed
- You: cutting off your penis
- Stranger: wait
- You: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR CHEATING ON ME
- Stranger: Then what...?
- You: I HATE YOU
- Stranger: I didn't cheat
- You: you bleed to death in your bed
- Stranger: i didn't cheat on you. lets restart ok
- You: nobody ever knows what happened
- You: i flee to mexico with your Mercedes
- You: the end
- Stranger: I have a mercedes?
- You: not anymore faggot
- Your conversation partner has disconnected.
dammit.
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FOOD PORN.
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d’aww :3
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